Writing that is so pretentious and extravagant that it sounds like the author is full of themselves and distracts the reader from the actual story itself.
The Creepypasta "Blood Whistle" has so much purple prose that it makes it look like the author has never played a violent video game in his life.
by BATMN every day December 1, 2018
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The opposite of a Proshipper is an 'anti-shipper', somebody who believes your taste in fiction determines your morals. They tend to harass and dox people over the internet for something as trivial as a fiction character ship.
The opposite of a Proshipper is an 'anti-shipper', somebody who believes your taste in fiction determines your morals. They tend to harass and dox people over the internet for something as trivial as a fiction character ship.
Person 1: "Hey are you a Proshipper?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, people can enjoy whatever they want in fiction."
Person 1: "Sweet."
Person 2: "Yeah man, people can enjoy whatever they want in fiction."
Person 1: "Sweet."
by Dualed Jeweled Wiener June 27, 2021
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An essential expression to note if you plan on staying on the internetz for more than 10 minutes. Used under, but by no means limited to 2 main cirumstances:
1. To express a situation in which can be handled by pros, only.
2. To display high regard for something, be it an object or an act of proness etc.
1. To express a situation in which can be handled by pros, only.
2. To display high regard for something, be it an object or an act of proness etc.
1. Noob: "0h hai, h0wz d0 i fly me a b0at?"
Pro: "umm, pros only tbh."
2. Jihad 1: "z0mgz t0okz out h3li with pistol kthx"
Jihad 2: "pros only"
Pro: "umm, pros only tbh."
2. Jihad 1: "z0mgz t0okz out h3li with pistol kthx"
Jihad 2: "pros only"
by RoXoR January 8, 2009
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by TheRecklessPaladin May 22, 2009
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I'm just so sick and tired of all this public proselytizing! If one more fanatic tries to convert me with a pamphlet about my supposed salvation, I'm going to reach into my handbag and zap them with my proselytaser!
by Stewart Gold aka Golda Stewart December 11, 2011
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Verb:
Attempting to convert (someone) from one political view, belief, or opinion to another without stopping until tongue tasing them to the ground..
Verb:
Attempting to convert (someone) from one political view, belief, or opinion to another without stopping until tongue tasing them to the ground..
"Maura pressed on to proselytase her views without noticing it was offensive, obnoxious, unappreciated, and generally was shocking people to near death". Not being a house-broken liberal (to say the least). being a overly liberal poop brainwash bend bias misinform mislead squeeze persuade proselyte proselytize sway turn
by CountrySwan October 25, 2011
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by Serdna2 October 31, 2011
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