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taint pus

Taint Pus is a collection of cellular waste generated by flaming infections of the taint. This condition can be quite aromatic as well as discharged at a high velocity. It is a paste like consistancy in technicolor.
Taint Pus is a collection of cellular waste generated by flaming infections of the taint. This condition can be quite aromatic as well as discharged at a high velocity. It is a paste like consistancy in technicolor. "She said it was a boil on her ass but the doctor said its taint pus."
by mervtheperv February 11, 2015
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neural pus

A substance secreted by neurons when the brain is stressed, resulting in slowed or fuzzy thinking.

(From a mock ad in Alan Moore's comic book "1963".)
I've been trying to write this essay all morning and I don't have even a single sentence yet. I think my brain's full of neural pus.
by Abracadab January 4, 2008
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Anus Pus

Anus pus is when a man fucks either a man or a female in the asshole, and cums inside it.

After walking in a dysfunctional manner for a few days, the cum inside your anus becomes raw cum and slowly soothes its way out of your butthole in a pus like formation.
Man: Did you like being fucked in the ass by my huge raging cock?
Woman: Oh yes sir, it was marvelous. But I think I have anus pus.
by Blasphemous Jews November 26, 2009
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Yucky Pus Apple

When your zit gets so huge and then gets infected so that it represents a large, pus leaking, granny smith apple.
Travis: Hey man, look at this huge zit on my face.........

Me: Holy shit Travis, that's a pus yucky pus apple you're carryin'!

Travis: Damn.
by LuigiXmission.420 September 6, 2010
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Pecker Pus

Other wise known as sperm.(or cumm, what ever you wanna call it)
"Last night my best friend came out of his room and had pecker pus all over her face!"
"Oh! Sorry that was me."
by Shannon =] December 9, 2008
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Joodle Pus

The odd and rare combination of a Platypus, Poodle, and Jellyfish.
Oh my God, that Joodle Pus is coming for us! Squish, squish, bzzart!
by Romance Corn April 28, 2011
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snaggle pus

When a girls vag is so tight and dry that it takes so much push to get in that once you do, you're stuck and can't get out
Bro, why you walkin around with that girl stuck to your dick?
She got me with her damn snaggle pus
by shortys September 27, 2006
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