pretend moderator

A person who attempts to moderate a forum even though they have never been, nor will they ever be, appointed a real moderator.
These net-nuisances are often known to use the report post to moderator button more often than the submit post button.

bluebora is a pretend moderator.

by VWVortex Canadian Regional Forum July 17, 2005

Pretan

A slight burn that turns into a tan.

Dude1: "Hey, you look like a lobster!"
Dude2: "Just you wait, it's a pretan"

by slightlyturkish May 1, 2009

pretendsbian

Somebody that pretends to be a lesbian for attention or publicity.

She was a pretendsbian because she pretended to be a lesbian.

by sallygal61 January 21, 2010

pretensbian

Girls who pretend to be bisexual in order to get attention from guys. They will make out with their friends, usually after a drink or two, but won't actually have sex with women and often become very uncomfortable when actual lesbians approach them. Most pretensbians are between the ages of 15-22, but may occasionally be as old as early 30's.

"Did you see Britney and Kristin at the party last night? They were all over each other, but everyone knows they're pretensbians."

by YouCantKillANinja May 8, 2014

Pareta

When niggas keep it 100 everywhere

Bro this nigga keep it pareta in the bronx

by Adrian sossa August 24, 2017

Pretendinitis

The humming of two high pitched frequencies voiced simultaneously by persons to the dismay of a third colleague/associate resulting in an appointment with an ear doctor.

He came down with Pretendinitis and had to leave work early.

by LiteralBeastSlayer April 17, 2020

Pretang

the genitalia of an under-age female. pre-pubescent poontang

"When you dropped Jemma off at the park, did you check out all the pretang?"

"Ben went cruising for pretang at the local Crèche"

by bfav March 3, 2009