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a drop punt from 50 metres is beautifully delivered by matthew richardson!
by ash October 28, 2004
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punt

A minimum raise in a hand of poker, especially Texas Hold 'Em.
Holy shit I just got AA, shall I go all-in or just give it a punt pre-flop?
by GruntMcFuttock June 20, 2005
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punt

I was feeling tired, so I decided to punt Biology.
by Anonymous September 5, 2003
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dick punt

When a guy is spooning his significant other and pushes them off the couch with their dick.
My girlfriend was being annoying so I dick punted her off the couch.
by DicKing May 19, 2016
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muffed punt

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.
I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.
by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017
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punt

Punt: To nail someone in the ass.
Or to fuck someone with your cock in their butthole.
Stop punting my butt with your 9incher Jeff! Ew it stings
by Will Rogers May 13, 2005
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cunt punt

verb:
the swift act of kicking a female in the crotch with enough force that the foot actually gets lodged in the cunt.
"Bitch, if you sleep with my man again, i will cunt punt you so hard they will have to dislodge my toenails from the roof of your mouth!"
by e-mo November 5, 2005
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