phalic

adj. refering to a penis.

Phalic objects are protruding and round.

by Robert Alfaro January 19, 2003

Phallictastic

To love Phallic Salads.

Sammy has an amazing fetish for a Phallic Salad. He thinks they are Phallictastic.

by Shar Prockle March 15, 2010

Phallipoo

When someone gets an errection while pooping. This typically means your gay.

Teddy went upstairs to take a shit. You know that queer`s gonna take a phallipoo!

by tgibby & flow February 23, 2011

Phalisk

1) A word that refers to a small penis

2) A word that refers to someone with a small penis

1) He brags about how big his penis is, but we all know he has a two-inch phalisk.

2) That guy acts tough but he's just a phalisk.

by TheAlmightyDefinor March 20, 2012

phalangeenis

The strange phenomenon when a hand grows in place of your penis, making everything but nut grabs extremely inefficient.

Bob: I was in a fight with Todd the other day
Jake: Did you win?
Bob: Nah, he crushed my nuts in a killer phalangeenis jab
Jake: Aww man, what a bummer!
Bob: Nah, that came later

by EmmaBlackery September 6, 2016

Phalliphagiac

Latin- dick-eater; one who consistantly and excessively eats dicks

"That dudes not just a run of mill cock sucker, he's a hardcore phalliphagiac bro!"

by Sparklywiggles May 18, 2016

Phallic Acid

A mans sperm.

I gave that girl some Phallic Acid.

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by Malware. January 13, 2019