Horny pastry puffer

horny mfs. probably play nekopara

person1: vanilla is sooo hot!
person2: what a horny pastry puffer

by ayamaruyamaa April 25, 2021

piffed

When you're high or stoned after smokin marijuana, commonly used in urban areas.

Damn dude, this party's wack, lets go light up a blunt and get piffed.

by King Kron March 23, 2007

Puffery

Something based on opinion, not fact.

The fat kid made a puffery statement about cake.

by Roumi March 13, 2010

Puffen

A swollen muff. When you fuck a girl so hard, her muff gets all swollen. However, if you can't pull that off, you can just punch her in the muff.

Dude, I fucked that bitch so hard, I gave her a puffen.

by Kick.ass May 26, 2010

bone puffer

One who sucks on dick.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me head, so I told her that I was dumping her for a bonafide bone puffer!

by Fred Clanahan February 23, 2006

Pufferbelly

A person who consumes marshmallows and blueberry pies to the point of excess. This often leads to numbing of the frontal lobes, therefore the term is often used to describe dillusional indivduals with an obsession for the afforementioned dessert items.

"That E-Rick is such a Pufferbelly, look at him eating all those fucking marshmallows and blueberry pies."

by Jayke Meoff November 7, 2007

peter puffer

(n.) An insulting term for a gay guy. (adj.) Large and flamboyant.

You are such a peter puffer you fag.
Wow, look at that peter puffer fag over there.

by ChickenFriedKitten November 26, 2004