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Painting the Prostate

When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.

He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.

Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
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Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?

Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.

Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?

Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck

Aroid: Does this make me gay?

Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey February 28, 2019
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Prostate pool

A sex act that requires the submissive partner to receive anal penetration by a penis, a sex toy or any other improvised device. In so doing, the prostate is prodded, much in the way that a pool ball is struck by the pool cue.
Homosexual Man 1: "How about a game of prostate pool?"
Homosexual Man 2: "That sounds mighty fine. Are you going to put a pool cue up my ass?"
Homosexual Man 1: "I was kinda thinking of using a baseball bat instead."
by giardiaman December 11, 2013
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Prostate Pry Bar

When a man holds in a shit, let's the tip out, and sucks it back in repeatedly to scrape the prostate gland.
I used the trusty Prostate Pry Bar to get myself off.
by Gognoggler April 29, 2015
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prostrate

The prostrate man was trampled by the herd of wild boar.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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Devils Prostate Exam

sex move. Man covers hand in Tabasco sauce, and Fists someone, once hand is inside, he then makes devil horns.
Girl: Ouch my boyfriend gave me the devils prostate exam last night
Girl2: Ouch, is your ass okay?
by Hirohashmihung 2 September 26, 2008
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Probulate

The act of probing somebody. Usually through the rectum.

Sometimes performed with a probluator.
Aliens tend to probulate hicks for knowledge about the human rectum.
by Desert Eagle Bob August 11, 2004
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Prostate much?

"Prostate much?": 1. To partake in male anal delight. 2. The act of anal sex between 2 males; or a man and a woman with a dildo or strap-on. 3. To stimulate the male prostate gland.
Used in a sentence: (Partner 1) Prostate much? (Said to partner 2). (Partner 2) By what do you mean? (Partner 1) Let me greeze your hole so I can show you. (Partner 2) The pain is unbearable! (Partner 1) Shut up and let me finish. (Partner 2) I feel dirty.
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
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