pronto

right now, hurry

Bitch get on your knees and suck it, pronto

by TVD June 10, 2003

pronto

"Soon" in Spanish

Need this done pronto.

by ANicknameForAll December 14, 2012

porniture

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.

"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."

by Matt Bates December 1, 2003

pornithologist

A one-handed birdwatcher.

Jermaine: Most ornithologists hold those heavy binoculars with two hands, don't they?
Ace: Yeah, and most of them look at birds of the feathered type too. Not pornithologists, though - they have, erm, a different focus...

by Grollace&Womit February 4, 2010

profiteroleing

The sexual act of a man rubbing his Faeces on his scrotum and a woman licking it off

In a porn film the couple were profiteroleing, that was nasty

by tiffy13 June 27, 2010

Profiterorgasm

The strange, orgasm like noise you make when you're eating profiteroles. Don't deny it, we all make them.

Ooh, thankyou for the profiteroles!! OHHHHHH OHHH MY GOD THAT'S SOOOOO GOOD!! GGRAAAAAH"
And there you have a Profiterorgasm.

by Hullo there April 13, 2011

Porniture

The furniture used while making porn. Also could be used in the watching of porn.

“Don’t sit there, that’s my porniture.”

When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.

by I believe in pink January 11, 2019