promasturbator

n. a combination of a procrastinator and a masturbator; one who puts off doing something out of laziness (such as homework) just so they can masturbate.

v. to postpone something in order to masturbate.

see also horn dog

v. I promasturbated my 20 page exam review in Algebra II assigned by the Devil.

n. Jack is a promasturbator because he skipped 4th period and went home to masturbate.

by Kreapar May 16, 2005

procastination

Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.

dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!

by Mariotol November 26, 2007

empty promise

When someone promises you something but then doesn't follow through

My mom promised that I would get an ombre for my birthday but then she changed her mind and wouldn't let me. One more of her empty promises.

by angelinaglows January 10, 2014

Promaja

Every ex-yugo worst nightmare.

Zatvori prozor ubiće te promaja

Close the window, promaja will kill you

by Your Masha March 31, 2020

Promacker

A girl whose only point of existence is macking it to guys, in a perpetual attempt to increase her number.

I know she was a promacker by the way she smelled.

by fourdegreez April 29, 2003

Promare

PROMARE™ is a Japanese animated film (Anime film) following a firefighting 'all brawn, no brain' man called Galo Thymos. He is a member of a rescue team in 'Promepolis', the massive cyber-like city which the film's content is based in. Promepolis is under threat by a 3-man gang called 'The Mad Burnishes', they are all a part of a race of species called 'Burnish'. The city of Promepolis has been attacked by the Burnish before, but 30 years has passed since then. The gang leader is 'Lio Fotia', who may look female with his feminine body, but he's male. The Burnish are able to use magical powers generated from their hands. The film is rated a PG-13 and is coming to dvd on February 5th, 2020 (I assume it's most likely going to be rated a 12A in the UK)
It has been played in selected cinemas since November 24th or something like that :/

Man 1: yo, did you see Promare?
Man 2: Yeah man! I really enjoyed it, 10/10.
Man 1: I'd rate it a 10/10 too man.

by Anime Specialist January 6, 2020

Winky promise

An act when two males make a special promice together, very similar to the 'the pinky promice' but instead uses there willies to shake with... note should only be used for very close friends and is not way gay at all

man: yeah deffinatly gotta go do that
Man 2: yeah for sho Winky promise it!

by THE GAZZA 432 January 25, 2011