The John Stamos Proximity Effect

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.

Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House

by Armacham85 October 30, 2010

Priximity

Pronounced: Prick-ximity.

When a woman continues or engages in a sexual relationship with a man based solely on the fact that he is the closest and most convenient cock around.

'Is Beth still sleeping with James?"

"Yeah."

"But WHY? He's such a douche."

"It's just Priximity, they live near each other, so it's convenient and he has a dick, therefore all his douchyness is overlooked when she's horny."

by IMarriedTheKing May 12, 2016

Proximitud

Referring to hoes who are nearby or within your geographical location.

Coined from the English word "Proximity" and the Ibibio word "Itid" meaning "Vagina".

Variations include "Proximitid", "Proximitres"

1. Haven't really been speaking to Sarah cuz I was out of town. I'll hit her up once I'm in Proximitud.
2. Me flirting with a girl depends on Proximitud.

by iBlaq November 14, 2020

Polamity

When officials make a misguided decision for political reasons that results in a calamity.

The city has fallen into a complete Polamity once the mayor was elected.

by Polamity August 9, 2022

Prolipitation

When you shit so hard your rectum touches the water.

Noah had prolipitation, he had to miss school today. AJ's prolipitating almost every night.

by Fearless Prolipitator December 13, 2023

prolixify

to provide more information.

I asked him to prolixify about his last comment.

by Smorke December 7, 2023

prolixify

to explain in verbose detail

I asked about his last comment, but he decided to prolixify it; my mind drifted to another subject.

by Smorke December 7, 2023