Programmer

n. {proh-gram-er}
An organism that turns caffeine and pizza into software.

I am a programmer. :p

by Programmer 2.0 October 13, 2016

cunt programmer

A nerd and or dork that is eating out cunt for the first time.

Man: What did you do last night?
Nerd: I was a cunt programmer.

by Maximillina Daniel July 7, 2009

programmery

When your code or software architecture is supposedly or actually good-programmer-like.

Like sciency but for code.

Your code will be very much more better if you up the programmerness and make it more programmery.

A good software developer should know their programmery jargon like: encapsulation, inheritance, dependency, abstraction...

by nwtnwrkshp February 25, 2019

programmery

When your code or software architecture is supposedly or actually good-programmer-like.

Like sciency but for code.

Your code will be very much more better if you up the programmerness and make it more programmery.

A good software developer should know their programmery jargon like: encapsulation, inheritance, dependency, abstraction...

by nwtnwrkshp February 25, 2019

programmerist

Discriminating against programmers

That product manager was so programmerist. He demanded a higher salary although he has less screen time than a programmer. Equal pay for equal screen time.

by knuthatsgut123 June 9, 2020

Programmer

Professional Google- and/or Stackoverflow user, without them you'll never figure out how to implement the random peace of code in a 6 y/o Stackoverflow post in the new program.

Project manager: guys this task should take 2 days maximum

Programmer : *Writing on google how to write hello world in html* Yes ...

by OnlyMeST November 25, 2021

Programmer

Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/

A machine that turns coffee into code.

Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)

by BGP100 July 19, 2022