professional dumbass

Someone so stupid it’s a profession for them

You see John over there?

He thinks that’s it’s fun to eat rocks and stick things up people’s ass.

This is a professional dumbass

by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021

the oldest profession

Prostitution is usually referred to as the oldest profession

James: oi, I think that woman's career is the oldest profession there is.
Random cunt: oi, love ill pay u a tener to blow me xoxoxo

by Fannyfucker123 January 2, 2017

Professional Widow

A hot woman who marries men on their deathbeds in order to get some money and into their will. Usually, this woman is either African-American, Filipina, or Latina that works in the nursing field. Young, beautiful, and super cunning.She marries her dying or old patients and loves having a deathbed wedding. Then makes her husband sign over his whole estate to her. Usually, she does this about 2 to 10 times. Watch out for the professional widow.

Nurse Ines is a professional widow because she married all of her husbands on their deathbeds. Now she is worth 5 million dollars yet she still works as a nurse.

by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015

progressial

The adjective form of the noun “progress.” Not to be confused with “progressive.” Some may say it’s not a real word, but most beg to differ. Used to describe something that made progress.

By building that cobblestone generator in our Minecraft world, we were progressial.

by progressialisreal August 3, 2021

Progressive Porn Disorder

The anamoly that occurs after having so much messed up porn available online that a picture of a naked blonde doesnt cut it anymore

Brad: Ay dude i got the new issue of Hustler

Chris: No time right now, im watching a 50-1 gangbang

Brad: You gotta see a psychiatrist about that progressive porn disorder

by Hankgod June 20, 2011

Progressive

The pervasive and all consuming fear, that someone, somewhere, may be doing something without your permission; and the obsessive compulsive desire to control all things that goes with it.

Our mayor is so progressive, he banned sodas larger than 3 millilitres.
A customer came in and asked to see the manager before they even ordered; Karens are so progressive!

by CyborgimusPrime May 30, 2020

professional courtesy

A form of mutual respect among people in the same line of work.

As Dan finished plowing his driveway, a county snowplow came along and threw more snow into it. "Dammit!" he yelled. "How about a little bit of professional courtesy here?"

by Professional Courtesy Man February 15, 2013