Participation Without Procreation

The act of having intercourse with a female without producing a child.

Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex

In family court...
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"

Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"

by Jonathan Hampton June 18, 2006

procrasterbate

1. To take physical and mental pleasure in procrastinating

2. Putting things off while realizing that it feels good, but you're really only screwing yourself.

In an effort to procrasterbate, I alphabetized my roommate's CD collection and made an ASCII art wall hanging of Van Gogh's ear. In color.
...I am so screwed.

by myrddins January 9, 2006

procrease

tastefully artful menouver around the crease that surrounds that nylon of a lacrosse goal. Often done by an attackman, however is possible to accomlish if a goalie or even a defensemen. The easiest way to accomplish this is mastering the split-roll dodge combo in order to station yourself face to face with the goalie.

"Did you see when Skylar rolled about the crease with ease leaving his defender's feet tangled."
"yeah it was procrease!"

by PCplaya April 1, 2010

Procrastenial

Word blend of procrastination and denial. Putting something off to the last minute while refusing to accept the truth of it.

Hinata: "Because I...love you!"
Naruto: "...."

~ 10 days later ~

Hinata: "He never called..."
Urouge: "He's must be in procrastenial."

by I Vote Ass November 13, 2009

Procrasterbait

The act of pleasuring oneself to put off completing homework and/or another task, usually out of laziness.

Friend 1: Did you finish that research paper for Mrs. Jones last night?
Friend 2: Nah, I'm avoiding that thing like the plague.
Friend 1: Yeah it really blows, I'm trying to just power through it.
Friend 2: Not me, I spent the majority of last night watching movies and procrasterbaiting, until I fell asleep.

by ugg-thugg September 5, 2013

procrasterbating

Masterbating while putting off doing something you're supposed to be doing

I was supposed to pick up my grandma at the grey hour station but ended up procrasterbating and she got killed by muggers

by who_the_sharks_thank October 26, 2015

Procrationate

Showing strong feelings of procrastination.

I hate someone who is this procrationate about completing such a simple task.

by Yo boi burrito! March 25, 2021