Social profit

The obtainment of value derived from social interactions and activities.

Jennifer Lawrence spending time with sick children at the hospital is socially profitable because it makes the kids feel happiness and love.

It was socially profitable for Jeff to signup for meetup because he needed to meet new people.

Since Sarah didn't drink alcohol there was no social profit in going to the bar last night.

Law enforcement respecting the privacy of citizens is socially profitable because it builds public trust.

by Ontological June 23, 2018

Profiteer

One who dabbles in Profiteroles.

Dave's dessert of choice makes him a Profiteer!

by JNR74 February 16, 2024

Virtue Profiting

The act of enriching ones business or self by manipulating shoppers though virtue signaling. Currently being employed by many major food companies, and liberal politicians who then funnel money to their friend's and/or family's businesses.

1). What did BLM spend all of their virtue profits on last summer? Where did all that money go? 2). Ilhan Omar's husband virtue profited from both of her campaigns. 3). Look at all the food and clothing companies virtue profiting by claiming to understand the struggles of minorities.

by tacytriD February 14, 2021

Profite

A person who follows Profism, or is part of the religion of Profism

"Would you like to talk about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"

"Sorry, but I'm a Profite."

by Prof your Lord and savior April 18, 2022

Profitating

When you profit off someone, but dramatically

Preach: She's profitating off u
Aba: Profitating?
Preach: Profiting, but way more dramatic

by S.T.R March 17, 2021

profits backyard

Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.

Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.

by Sheepdog71 November 29, 2017

, MAX PROFITS

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.

"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"

by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014