precunt

A phrase, used to begin sentences, that the user feels will buffer them against causing offence/hurt but which actually increase the effect of the latter part of the sentence tenfold.

common precunt #1 "I love her (to death), but ...(e.g. she dresses like a skank)."
common precunt #2 "No offense, but ...(e.g. that makes your arse look big)."

by ann13 June 1, 2006

Tactical precum

A tactical treat that cannot be beat, served in vials across the street.

“No! You can not sell tactical precum to kindergartners!
“Why not?”

by Ember2047 March 10, 2021

precum

It's that little sploog that appears on your pants when a company sees the cash money cream dough snack duckets about to be made, then it hops off your weiner and you cannot finish. Pre-Tax Income = Precum

Hey Jim what's Goldman's precum in Q4 for fiscal year 2011?

by Alex Herrick July 12, 2011

Precum

When the gentlemen gets overly excited prior to penetration, generally ending up in fail and embarrassment.

This girl was so hot I precum in my pants before I had a chance to get involved knee deep! Dang!

by RobstaRobotard February 11, 2010

precuntal whoretex

Only found in THOTs and WAPs. Refers to the front part of the slut female brain that controls personality expression, moderates social behavior and controls certain aspects of speech and language. Tends to be easily overstimulated, after which any number of whory things may occur.

Wow, there was no stopping her. Her precuntal whoretex was working overtime.

by MacGillicutty MacTavish January 15, 2021

presunti

word that is used to describe a queef or a vagina sneeze, something similar to gesundheit but not...

hey michaela... did you just queef...well then presunti

by the original ketchup monster April 18, 2010

Premunchies

Food procured before the smoking of marijuana so that one does not have to leave for munchies after smoking.

This is especially helpful due to the not-wanting-to-go-for-munchies feeling after achieving highness and results in increased euphoria

Bob: Should we get some premunchies now?
Bill: Great idea, I never want to drive when I get high anyway

Bob: Dude I'm so baked! I want some munchies!
Bill: Duuuuude, the pre-munchies man!!
Bob:!!!!!!!!!!!!

by inventorofpremunchies January 10, 2011