Presenting

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner

Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.

by Bvdguy November 2, 2017

Presentation

the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.

teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow"
student: "dies of a heart attack"

by TrueDefinitionsNOLIE May 19, 2021

Loss Prevention Officer

Also known as LPO, typically work for retail stores, specializing in the recovery of merchandise and the apprehension of the shoplifter. Typically dressed in plain clothes to blend in as a shopper. LPO's use CCTV, floor observations, and 2-way windows to view the shoplifters in action.

Damn, I now have a misdemeanor on my record for life, because that damn Loss Prevention Officer arrested me over some dice!

DIIIIICCCCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

by LPO in CA June 19, 2008

pretentious twaddle

the manner in which some people demonstrate their worth to mankind by making sure that everyone in the room knows that they something special, have survived a bad hair day, or know more than their teachers, employers, parents, friends or anyone else

The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.

by dp916 February 14, 2004

birthmasday present

A present that unfortunate kids like me must get when you want something that the family can only afford if you combine your birthday present money with your Christmas present money. Thus, you don't get anything for one of those holidays.

"Dude, how did you get that iPod Touch?"

*sigh* "It was a birthmasday present."

by myketuna December 29, 2007

Michael Bay Presentation

A project being presented that has very little substance and instead focuses on flash, glitz and glamor. Typically, these types of presentations will only be pleasing to those who are incredibly small minded and easily impressed.

Bill: man, did you Ricky's project.

Me: Yeah, I was there, dude.

Bill: Right, right. Wasn't it awesome?

Me: The hell are you talking about? He said nothing about what happens when an atom splits.

Bill: Yeah, but his poster spewed fired.

Me: Who gives a fuck? It was a total Michael Bay Presentation.

by Potterfreak82 January 24, 2011

chain of prevents

A chain of events that prevents you from accomplishing anything important.

Billy: "Did you do the paper for history last night?"

Edwards: "Well, I started it but then Jimmy showed up with a twelve and showed me some videos online and... long story short, I didn't get it done because of the unexpected chain of prevents."

by Antrock February 25, 2010