French Paddle

Much like the dutch rudder, the french paddle is a female mutual masturbatory technique where each participant forms a paddle shape with her right hand, leaving a limp wrist. Each participant then grabs the others right forearm, shakes vigorously slapping her own femenine region.

Yo, I saw these two totally hot chicks before. I wonder if they go home and french paddle each other

by 43-53 August 9, 2012

dog paddle

1: The absolutely most pathetic way to swim.
2: The first way you learn to swim.

Molly was totally clueless. She just swam across the pool using the dog paddle.

by ShiftReturn December 2, 2017

Scandinavian Paddle

The act of hitting testicles with a ping pong paddle studded with thumbtacks.

My girlfriend is such a freak she gave me a "Scandinavian Paddle"/
Bob was at my place last night and we gave each other a "Scandinavian Paddle"

by AyyyYes December 4, 2017

up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

paddle

A wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them.

We should start the tradition of beating freshman with a paddle, just like in dazed and confused.

Ya dude that would be totally badass.

by Swat23 July 21, 2008

doggy paddle

To paddle like a dog.

"I didn't know how to swim properly, so I just doggy paddled around in the pool"

by DireWolf September 4, 2006

webbed foot paddle basher

making love to a canoeing duck.

er man..that dudes webbed foot paddle bashin......fucking freak

by ray + luke March 29, 2004