poop jones

a man who you can blame all of your problems on

Bob: no more parking spots?
Alberto: that poop jones must of taken the last one.

by shartz mcgee January 25, 2009

Eat my poop

Something you say when you are intentionally lying to someone, and they don't realize that you are joking. For instance, if you are making up a story about something that person did while drunk or high, if they legitimately believe you and you want them to know that you are kidding, you can say Eat my poop

Me: "Hey man, remember that time you were so blazed that we got you to drink your own piss"
Sejat: "Oh yeah, I think I sort of remember that"
Me: "Eat my poop"
Sejat "Oh fuck you"

by WeAreReunited January 30, 2014

Pocophone

Pocophone is a smartphone brand that belongs to Xiaomi.

Person 1: I just got my first iphone, I'm pretty sure it's better than your Pocophone!
Person 2: stfu poco better

by pocox3bestsmartphone July 14, 2021

Suit Poop

1. When some one is in a formal situation and needs to take a monster shit.
2. When some one actually poops in their suit. (not covered under the warranty at the Men's Warehouse.)

1. Your best man runs away from the alter due to a monster shit. He is about to take a suit poop.

by The Thundershits HOOOOOOOOO January 5, 2010

knife poop

Knife poop (nye-ph)(p-oo-p )- n derived from English slang - a turd that splits your butt hole because it has to stretch so far causing excruciating pain due to the interior walls of your anus being ripped i.e jagged poop.

Omg my anus is bleeding! It must have been a knife poop!

by kat_aklysm July 21, 2011

Conapple Pokopo

The love child of Conan Obrien and Pineapple Pokopo.

He's Conan's and Pineapple Pokopo's son.

by Yester December 15, 2004

Anxiety poop

Having an extreme urge to poop when you have to make a decision at that very moment or with a large group of people, especially family members and everyone is being indecisive, not saying much, talking over each other.

You could also just start thinking about an event coming up that is going to be awkward and uncomfortable because of the people that are going to be there.

Sharon sent an email to her entire family asking if anyone wants to book a room for the Disneyland trip at that very moment because there are only 2 rooms left. Terry gets anxiety poop because she has not decided whether she is going or not.

Peg got anxiety poop when she started thinking about Jan being at the upcoming wedding that she was attending on Friday.

by Terry & Peg forever September 13, 2011