Poking

v. 1. the act of making quick or abrupt thrusts with a sharp object (e.g. penis)
2. the act of striking a person with a short straight blow

My boyfriend was poking me in the butt as I was trying to fall alseep.

by Cristal December 10, 2003

copper-potting

The act of putting someone in their place with physical force.

That bloke is a right tool. He needs a good old fashion copper-potting.

If he looks at my pint again I am going to copper-pot him.

by Jackmam1704 May 29, 2013

porkings

Multiple acts of vigorous sexual intercourse.

Plural of porking.

Dude! I'm totally going to score so many porkings this week that I won't scooge straight!

by Hamez "Beef Whistle" Peeyorvaez October 3, 2005

tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act.

hey baby, did you wanna try something new tonight? yeah? i was thinking of tea potting

by evil bob August 30, 2006

turtle head poking out

Turtle head poking out can mean two things:

1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.

2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.

1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.

2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.

by Coxweld July 4, 2009

Poking Holes In Condoms

"Poking holes in condoms" refers to the psychotic and treacherous action of repeatedly piercing, stabbing or jabbing a pin, or any sort of pointed, slender and sharp metal object into a condom, prior to sexual intercourse for the purposes of facilitating getting "knocked up" or turning one's sexual partner into your "baby daddy," without his knowledge or consent.

I carry my own cock socks mate, ever since that trifling ho told me "she had protection" and it turned out she had plans to pull the goalie the whole time. She started poking holes in condoms the second she saw me walking toward her from across the club, and now I gotta pay child support and can't listen to opera no mo. Kids don't like that shit.

by P Diddy $ <3 S.C. October 7, 2011

stop poking my ribs

stop pulling my leg;
stop yanking my chain;
get your elbow out of my potato salad

Are you fo shiz? Stop poking my ribs.

by weenis gordomendz March 15, 2009