posted

When the vallet parks your car right in front of the establishment you are patroning; a sign of respect for your ride.

When Kim and Megan went to Howl at the Moon in my 350Z, the vallet posted it right next to some Mercs and BMW's; they could see it all night from the patio.

by Youthful Wisdom February 10, 2006

posted

(1) to show superiority over another (2) to point out the shortcoming of another.
noun - postage

example in a conversation:

Jess: "I got an 1180 on my SATs, what did u get?"

Bob : "I got a 1340. Posted Bitch!!!!"

by cc March 22, 2005

Post

To post

I like that post

by Imonehairypussy November 26, 2020

Post It Not

When you write something important down on a Post It Note so you won't forget it, and immediately misplace it.

You: "Hey, do you have the contact info for that big account we're working on?"

Co-worker: "I wrote it on a Post It Note, but I can't find it! Have you seen it? Help me!"

You: "Post It Not, loser!"

by snailkite January 05, 2012

Post

verb

The act of smoking marijuana in excess,or to the point in which you are on knee caps.

"lets got to Kone and post this rillo."

by Devinney June 13, 2008

in the post

Where your cheque is

You: "You were meant to pay up last month"
Me: "Chill, its in the post"

by bigpete May 30, 2004

post

Poop Outside Street Thug developed through the roots of Aplusimus Maximus.

in 15th century england, ravi grant and zeeyad were straight chillin when a street thug came we told him to POOP OUTSIDE STREET THUG. then the thug said why didnt you just tell me to POST up?

by zeyad,ravi,grant April 13, 2005