Daju poophs

/dɑʒu pufs/ (da-joo poofs)
A slang term for "Are you joking?" / "Are you for real?"

Person A: "I just won $100!"
Person B: "Yooo daju poophs!?"

by Nicholas3435 February 6, 2021

Squirty Penguin Poops

A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).

Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.

Mother: You've got what?

Kid: You know... SPP.

Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.

by DontCallMeMom December 3, 2013

Period poops

Right before and during your period. Your body acts like it is giving all the warning signs of omg we need to poop. Go go go. This is usually when most women discover they’ve started their period.

Girl, I can’t make it tonight. I got the period poops. Fr fr.

by Keepinitrealsince88 December 31, 2019

everyone poops

the greatest fucking book ever written. it tells about how everyone poops

everyone poops is an awesome book.

by daniel fucking lee September 22, 2006

poopis

another name for a male's asshole-you poop out of it like you pee out of a penis

john had towipe his poopis with toilet paper

by Jayjay24k November 3, 2006

Poopist

Poopist (Noun) - A Professional pooper, poop shaper and general poop inspector.

The other day i had to get a poopist to inspect my large corny, nutty feces, he said to eat less corn.

by rockdrummer5206 December 29, 2007

poops

Poops is this kid I went to high school with who pooped his pants in 6th grade and ever since then everyone calls him poops.

Hey poops why'd you poop yourself?

by Don Smelhorn April 2, 2003