poopdick

1) the act of having poop all over one's member post anal intercourse

2) when something is described as being 'poopdick' it is a very bad situation (having poopdick is poopdick)

1) I pulled out to shoot my load and I had poopdick, gross!!

2) What do you mean you got a speeding ticket for going 26 in a 25 zone, man that's poopdick!

by My57Vettes September 26, 2005

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Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.

(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

by Japes5787 June 4, 2014

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Poopdickumentary

A really, really bad documentary. One so bad, you feel as though you've been anally probed.

"Banksy Coming To Dinner" is such a poopdickumentary. After wasting an hour of my life, I feel like the director boofed my mind.

by manfred_spain July 13, 2012

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Poopdick

Like getting tricked or bamboozled but when you really got yourself fucked to the max in a situation.

Some dumbass named Kyle got in a car with an old man who claimed to have candy, Kyle then realized he just got Poopdicked when the old man took out his penis instead of candy.

by DickSlicer March 7, 2020

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PoopDick

Poopdick is a man who smells like poop and dick. His dick smells like poop. And his poop smells like dick.
Poopdicks can’t wipe. They’re ass to fat.
Poopdicks waddle around, especially to lunch.
PoopDicks spill out alcohol

Don’t bring PoopDick to lunch.
It’s Poopdick, cover your noses.
Ahhhhhhhh

by PLUTKO June 23, 2023

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