poon

A descriptive term to describe someone who is being lame; or sometimes replaced as a greeting

Person 1--You Want to go grab a drink?
Person 2--Nah, gotta work in the morning.
Person 1--Man, you are being such a poon!

Whaddup poon!

by Fishnuggets January 13, 2009

Poon

A McDonald’s phrase for when people order nuggets stands for people order our nuggets

Damn Jared we just took a forty poon

by RealBigRed February 14, 2019

poon

moon with your penis

I can't believe that Jack pooned here.

by anonymous March 14, 2022

poon

adam juwig, a vagina

"hey adam, we should go chillin with the pud"

"no man, i'm tired"

by taylor March 15, 2005

poon

big ol' wet, sopping, flaps of that are located between whores legs. there fore, guys do not have a poon (inless they get some hard core surgery done) men usually have a temptation to shove there big ol' long sholngs in that there poon

Jeff:"damn! last night i shoved my big ol; long shlong in that bitches poon!
Joe:"well did tht poon taste like tuna or salmon?"
Jeff: *sarcastic* "that poon was more fresh than a purina purifyer!!!"

by very kewl kid with the helpkid October 20, 2012

poon

To beat someone with skill and with ease

you got pooned
im gonna poon you
you aint no poon

by GaryG April 18, 2006

poon

a term to be used when someone is acting silly

you silly poon

by little poon May 9, 2003