Poontang

a very nasty scary creature that has sharp spikes on long tentacles that shoot out once a month on a bloody rampage, maiming every person that doesnt shower it with affection

cry scream slap cry slap slap scream and all i did was forget to take out the trash i have angered the poontang.

by poontanghater February 6, 2010

poontangasorous

any of a large species getting poontang

"Look at the poontangasorous on that woman"

by w0w0w0w December 17, 2008

dirty poontang

a lady that suggests that rough hard sex would most definately be on the menu just by the way she looks/appears

shall we go cruisin' for dirty poontang?

by tarmac terrorist November 4, 2006

dine out at the poontang cafe

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.

As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.

by nurseblade September 26, 2006

Poontang

The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander.

Get that penis out of my poontang

by anonymousmothafudgerrr August 6, 2009

varmint poontang

the female organ of a rodent

I cant believe you perfer varmint poontang over the REAL DEAL!!!

by william murray June 17, 2008

poontang

yummy goodness located in a woman's vulva

there's only one thing in this world that i would die for. and that my friend, is poontang

by stan April 12, 2006