poof

When something happens out of nowhere. A very goofy way of being surprised. (also very cute when someone in particular says it ;) )

"It poof" said Ludia

by PoofBoy November 14, 2020

Poof

to hide something up your ass.

here come the cops, poof that shit!

by punisher January 23, 2004

poof

You "poof" when you run out of marijuana and you're out looking to get some.

Yo.. you smokin' tonight?

Naw man.. I'm poofin'!

by Sam Kott May 26, 2004

poof

Adjective, describing something as being cool or hot

"Oh my God! That bracelet is so poof!"

by blickblocks July 6, 2005

Poof

When having sex a mans penis builds up a massive ass air bubble that comes out with the cum, and when released it makes a sound similair to a wet flagulent, like a queef.

"Holy hell man, i poofed on my girl last night" said Sid.

U fucking poofer.

by Robert Beyer August 2, 2006

Poof

to kick a ball over an obstacle

"Mom, I didn't mean to poof the ball over the fence."

by Micalex March 11, 2019

Poof

You're single.

Poof you're single.

by My yee 2 February 14, 2021