poolaroid

a polaroid picture of your excrement in a toilet

"you can make some quick cash by selling your poolaroids on the internet to weird people"

by MegaMarauder June 3, 2022

Shlan poofa

A way for Ken and Barbie to refer to their foot fetish without it being clear to the children watching it. All so it's pg

I have a shlan poofa.

by Greg4321 July 19, 2019

poonarchist

One who believes in poonarchy.
Someone who loves sexual intercourse with a vagina.

Rebelgirl1: Ted is such a poonarchist.

Rebelgirl2: I know, i'de love to have him fuck my tight poonani.

by Jimmydick. January 4, 2009

Pooparrhea

Unlike the Shart, Pooparrhea is much more substantial in that it consists of one fully formed log and also diarrhea at the same time. Much more research is needed by the scientific community in order to fully understand Pooparrhea. Also not to be confused with its close cousin, Poop Finger.

I decided not to flush after a bout of Pooparrhea. Then I had my girlfriend look at it with me. Based on sight and smell, it was easy to see that I had just eaten Panda Express.

by me.....)()( July 25, 2009

Pootard

Someone who can not study with other people because they will lose concentration

Andrew couldn't study with the group today beause he is a pootard.

by kathnobath July 12, 2009

pooface

mild insult that one can use on a friend.

sarah, you're a pooface.

by lethal Rizzle January 28, 2009

Poonarnia

A magical world of minge stumbled upon by accident at the back of your friend's dad's wardrobe. A porn stash.

- Mikey, you coming out for a beer tonight?
-No, my spuds are teeming, I'll be in Poonarnia

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009