Pooch
When wiping your arse you accidently spread some shit onto your gooch, (this often happens when using a cheap brand of toilet paper) therefore you have poo on your gooch creating the word POOCH to describe this action. The gooch is the bit of skin between the ball sack and the anus.
Pooch by JuiceBoxspuddy July 12, 2009
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I'm so tired, I'm about ready to pooch.
-- Where's John? -- Pooched on the couch.
When did you finally pooch last night?
-- Where's John? -- Pooched on the couch.
When did you finally pooch last night?
pooch by mickeyb1ueeyes July 16, 2008
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Pooch by Dr Ernest Mudbone October 15, 2015