LSD poetry

Why were you born!? oh large and crusty one. master of the dragon lords are you! with powerful sword and mindless violence you destroy them to bits and bones! strong are you, master of the sword, concuctor of evil spirits and horrible child head cancer! they fall at your feet and succumb to your powerful mind bending arithmatic artichoke attacks. arghhhhhhh! why wont you let them sleep? sleep themselves from the coma of life littered elephants! oooooooo bacon fudge nuggets with tobasco sauce and crohns disease. let them free! they will love you more bopple wopp with exercise and congeniality click fock of a german house wifes wall clock! be gone foul demon of washed up spaghetti pancreatic fluid imposed jum jum. life is too much like sqiurrels wearing clogs and tap tap tappin whilst your rap rap rappin. Be strong oh impervious ridged judas look-a-like! your time will come with fish in sock blender! death is your escape, but mooko juice is just as effective forhead scarf rape. i say never to the giraffes but always to the rhinocerous. remeber my words of reasonalby wisdom

Badgers love to be with other badgers, but they wont care if they have no heads.

by Dont u think im sexy? April 14, 2005

poetry

A scramble of words that may or may not make sense to the reader, but always means something to someone.

Poetry isn't excluded to any genre of emotions or audience ages.

FIRE AND ICE BY ROBERT FROST
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if I had to perish twice.
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.


WARNING BY SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Inside everybody's nose
There lives a sharp-toothed snail.
So if you stick your finger in,
He bite off your nail.
Stick it farther up inside,
And he might bite your ring off.
Stick it all the way, and he
May bite the whole darn thing off.

by Kompassion Kid September 21, 2005

plethora

A lot

I was at a funeral and someone came up to me asking for permission to say a word at the front. I said of course and he stood up to say one word, ‘plethora’. I said ‘thankyou, it means a lot’

by hahalolthisisjokes May 28, 2018

Facebook Poet

A member of Facebook who posts content similar to the following:

1. Song lyrics. (esp. Bob Dylan, Phish ect...)

2. The one liner. Example: member name is loud and ready to party.

3. Any non-sense text that is not original. Example, google quotes - copy - paste - FAIL. Hearts. Smiley face. Anything with no real meaning.

A Facebook poet could also be regarded as an attention whore.

Examples of a Facebook poet:

John Smith is ready to PAR TAY

John Smith "Leigh found out she was ready to roam
47 days and the coal came home Taste the fear For the Devil's drawing near Taste the fear For the Devil's drawing near" ~ Phish

John Smith <3

by SWaulkeer January 25, 2010

poetic

Someone who is poetic refers to their creative use of literary skills in expressing ideas in a certain way. They often make possibilities to use poetic skills to express themselves in showing the world a different view of all things that matter most. They are not just found in poem writers but are found in everyone who chooses to open themselves to people with an open heart.

"Dave spoke so openly as if he was poetic. If only there were more people like him. If only"

by E.D Ladamir March 11, 2018

dead poetic

Is also a christian band, as many are unaware of...
So is Underoathand Haste the day as well.

Several bands are Chridtian, such as Dead Poetic, although several people are unaware.

by Adorkably_Dyslexic_Fish July 24, 2008

free-flow poetry

Releasing thoughts onto a page in a somewhat poetic style, but without a set form of writing. It is similar to the art of "free styling", in the sense that it is written quickly and without much thinking in advance, but this time comes in the form of writing. Usually uses rhyme but is not necessary.

"urban dictionary
lets me define words more clearly
if it didn't exist, the stuff I say
you'd never hear it"

- just a quick example of free-flow poetry

by J. Pads October 5, 2009