Poking Stick

A stick, about 30cm long, that can be concealed up a sleeve, and can be used to 'poke' people who argue with you/irritate you/don't like the music you do/deserve poking/don't deserve poking but you poke anyway/anyone in the hope of enraging them/making them move/injuring them/anything.

An incredibly versatile human management tool

Move out the way, or i'll poke you with my Poking Stick

by Kore March 18, 2004

pokie

a nipple that seeps through a shirt, t-shirt, dress, cloth. Generally most visible when nipples are hard, excited.

Did you check out what Britney Spears was wearing on Conan last night? You could see her pokies.

by yellow pimp October 3, 2004

Poking your ass

To waste time, idle; trifle; loiter. To move slowly, languidly, or dilatorily; saunter.

Stop poking your ass and help me with these packages!

by AEI December 24, 2010

pokie bum wank

Pokie bum wank is when you slide a finger or a couple of fingers up your ass whilst having a wank.

"Hey Marv , I'm ducking home quick for a pokie bum wank ay bruv"

by Dub_unicorn November 13, 2017

pokisimp

Somebody who simps for pokimane.

Hey dude, you seen Pokimane lately? Aha, she's hot.
Dude, this is a burglary. I think I'll leave now that I know there's a POKISIMP here.

by antarcticbay April 9, 2020

rat pokin

see. pokin daylight, to have the crown of a shit poke out of the anus.

"man I was on my way home from the bar last night and that "rat was a pokin".

by Rippinchikkin January 14, 2004

Compulsive Pokitis

When you, or someone who has hijacked your Facebook profile, accidentally poke someone.

Dylan: "Some random guy just poked me on Facebook and it isn't the first time!"
James: "It's so weird when people do that!"
Dylan: "Yeah, some people suffer from Compulsive Pokitis - they just poke everybody!"

by Chadwick10 November 26, 2010