Pokemon Snap

An extremely easy N64 game that hardly takes any skill at all. It's a simple point and shoot game, where you take pictures of wild Pokemon for Prof. Oak.

Only an extremely bad player would not be able to take good pictures in Pokemon Snap.

Boy, that Eddie sure sucks at Pokemon Snap.

by Eddiesuxazz June 11, 2006

Pokemoning

Pokemoning (also spelled "Pokémoning") is the act of dating multiple partners (or having multiple friends) in order to collect all the desired traits that's very likely to not exist in one single individual. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."

Person 1: "Okay. I have my Sex Idiot, my Intellectual/Sophisticated Girl, my Tomboy FWB, and my Aging Squirtle. Who else am I missing?"
Person 2: "Pokemoning, I assume?"
Person 1: "Yeah. What do you think about a Crazy Tattooed Goth Chick?"
Person 2: "Gee, how many 'Pokemons' do you have?"
Person 1: "Oh, silly. The plural of Pokemon IS 'Pokemon.'"

by M.Powell October 18, 2012

POKEMON

no kids, not the garbage pokemon that they made. i mean, THE ORIGINAL. this goes back about 10 years. you guys remember when pokemon blue first came out? i know you all got it for christmas that year! cos i know i did. and i played it all night haha. and pokemon cards were the coolest thing ever. and EVERYONE had them in school, even the real popular kids. if you had a charizard, you were pretty much awesome. you sat for hours arranging your cards in a binder, just staring/reading each and every card. you pretty much had every fact about every pokemon memorized. YOU HAD LIKE 500 SLOWPOKES AND YOU HATED SLOWPOKE BECAUSE OF IT. you woke up at 5 am on school days to watch pokemon. you had a bunch of pokemon toys/stuffed animals. on christmas, if there werent 5 packs of pokemon cards in your stocking, you basically hated everything. when you found a "shiny" card you went completely insane. the number of holographic cards a person had defined how cool they were. you brought your gameboy color everywhere so you could level up your pikachu. you always wanted to evolve pikachu with a thunder stone, but dam game wouldnt let you! you snuck your gameboy into school to play, and the teacher never caught you. YOU SECRETLY STILL PLAY GAMEBOY COLOR SOMETIMES (i know i do). you could bust out your gameboy right now and play for 5 hours with no problem. im 17 now, and i can look back on this and it was such a fun time of my life. hah. so all you older people, do you remember these good old days?

Pokemon was so awesome before it diverged into new characters. ..

I remember having trouble fighting the Elite 4 in Blue version and I kept trying until I finally defeated them. THat was the shit!

by Pokemon <3 April 16, 2008

Pokémon (species)

Monsters that live alongside humans and animals in the fictional world within the Pokémon franchise. Humans can capture these "pocket monsters" in high-tech devices that convert their matter into energy and store it. They are based on Japanese yokai, monsters that live disguised among humans, which is why many Pokémon look like inanimate objects. Satoshi Taijiri, first created the concept which was inspired by his childhood hobby of bug-catching.

Fan: "When you really think about it, Pokémon (species) are awesome. They're like a portable army of monsters."

Critic: "You're a dumbass."

Fan: "If playing a game that let's me carry Godzilla in my pocket makes me a dumbass then I'm one stupid motherfucker."

by Nathanial Ark January 16, 2011

pokemon-hater

Noun. A crazy idea that a person actually doesn't think pokemon are awesome, so they hate them with a passion. This is an impossibility of course, because every one thinks pokemon are awesome (whether they'll admit it or not...yeah you know who you are).

Girl: I'm a pokemon-hater!
Guy: Liar!
Laur...I mean girl: Yeah you're right.I love pokemon!
Geo...Gu..what ever i put earlier: I knew it...

by Obviously not Geoff :D February 20, 2009

pokemon

Short for "Pocket Monsters," Pokemon originated in Japan in 1995. Pokemon are essentially little monsters that "trainers" collect and battle with. The games and trading cards came to America around 1998, and have been a big hit with children everywhere. Originally, there were around 150 Pokemon to collect in the 3 gameboy games or trading cards. There was also a TV show about a young trainer named Ash and his 2 friends trying to collect all of the Pokemon. Pokemon really went downhill around 2003, but true fans of the series will still find a way to enjoy it.

Even teenagers and adults still enjoy Pokemon. Pokemon is very addictive.

by somebody, someone April 6, 2008

Pokemon Ghost Black

A Creepypasta about a hacked Pokemon Red Version. It is said to feature the Ghost from Lavender Tower killing Pokemon and their trainers. It ended on a grim tone as the player was shown as an old man in an empty world after killing everyone in it. As you go back to your own house you encounter Ghost again. After showcasing every Pokemon and trainer you killed through the game while playing the Lavender Town theme slower and slower, Ghost attacks you and the game ends on a blank screen. When the game is restarted the save file is gone.

It was first seen on tinycartridge.com as an article describing the game. Although creepy, it is said to be a hoax since no one has produced a cartridge or screen caps yet.

Pokemon Ghost Black

by chumon1992 April 20, 2011