bum plumber

a guy that leaves a dildo in somebodies ass while they sleep.
2. a homo.

"dammit jon ur such a bum plumber!"

by Mr. P kness May 26, 2006

suck my plums

A British expression which requests that someone preform fellatio on ones testicles.

Footnote: The request is rarely granted using this methodology.

Scammer: Hello this is Louise from Barclay Fraud Team. Your account sic hacked please confirm bank details.

Smart Person: Who?

Scammer: Louise from Barclay fraud. Pls send long card number and expiry security code.

Smart Person: Fuck off. Suck my plums.

Scammer: Send bank details

by Bastian - AZ June 1, 2016

Plumber's Cocktail

Half a pint of beer mixed with half a pint of CLR. Gives you an awesome buzz, and in right quantities, can cause hallucogenic effects.

I drank a Plumber's Cocktail once. And then I killed a bus driver!

by Bob Landry January 1, 2005

Joe the Plumber

Someone who misrepresents himself.

A: He says he is a plumber.

B: Yeah, right ! "Joe the Plumber" !

by a.h. guillaume February 24, 2009

Plumbing the Dumpling

When your girl is taking a shit you come in and stick your dick in her mouth forcing her to give you head because she can't go anywhere.

I was plumbing the dumpling the other day and she shoved the plunger up my ass.

by DYC Yetti August 8, 2010

Poo Pipe Plumber

gay man who enjoys bumming men

most plumbers you call if you got a leak, the poo pipe plumber you call if you want your pipes stuffed

by bumbandit84 June 2, 2009

Cunny Plumber

Mario or someone who plumbs cunny tunnels.

He fucked 13 girls this week, he is a true CUNNY PLUMBER.

by MBBBBBBBBBB August 11, 2008