Plowing the Cow

v. To have sex with a fat woman, usually out of pity or necessity.

Man 1: What did you do last night?

Man 2: I was so desperate that I resorted to plowing the cow.

by brotherswanson November 21, 2009

pizza and plow

Opposite to Netflix and Chill.
When you eat pizza and relax whilst watching tv or a movie

"Hey, wanna go for a pizza and plow?"

"Heck yeah, Pepperoni for me"

by AndysComing10120230598 January 09, 2018

meat plow

Refering to the shape of the penis, Plows through the interior of the vagina.

You cant stop the meat plow, Biiatch !!

by stizzy September 21, 2003

amish plow

When having sex from behind, in the "doggie" position, you knock a girls arms out from under her and pull them back above her head, smacking her head against the floor and making her into a virtual plow.

(Walking around while in this position is optional)

Last night me and Becky were having sex and I pulled the amish plow! I'll never see HER again!

by AXiD July 29, 2004

plowing furrow

coined in Tom Robbins' classic novel, Jitterbug Perfume, it refers to the act of coitus. To plow furrow is sex but with a sentimental mentality toward nature during the old in-out, in-out. You're not just banging...you're affirming your existence and giving a head nod to Gaia, that's mother earth.

This hippie chick scolded me during sex: dont just fuck me impersonally like you do other hoochies, start plowing furrow and show your respect to Mother Earth

by st paul luke February 01, 2010

Sphincter Plow

To be yelled upon violently punching another's butt-hole.

When Sarah least expected it, I sphincter plowed her from behind.

by Liljohny September 05, 2011

Plow Puke

The icy slushy mess left at the end of your driveway after the plow goes by.

OMG I have been shoveling this plow puke for days!

by dish_kid February 05, 2011