ploize

The phoenetic spelling of "please" spoken with exasperation in an australasian white trash accent.

Made famous by the TV show "Kath and Kim"

Kim "Gee, I dunno, do you think I can get away with this dress?"

Kath "Ploize, that dress hangs down so low in the back I can see your builders crack - and your back doormat could do with a shave by the way. I preferred the other one, it was noice, defferunt, unusual..."

by Jasminenz January 9, 2009

Plodka

Shitty Vodka that comes in a plastic bottle.
Nearly guaranteed to give a gnarly hangover.

Oh God, is that fucking rubbing alcohol?!

Nah bro! Its Plodka, I picked up 3 bottles for $5.25 and a 24 of Keystone!

by MarcLittle December 9, 2008

Plood

Plastic wood; fake wood

Why do GM interiors use copious amounts of plood?

by Ihavetheanswers July 2, 2012

Plodge

Plodge Plodging is when you walk through a body of water such as the sea or a pond.

Let's go for a plodge in the river tyne.

by Shane October 1, 2003

plopdog

A hotdog with a turd in it instead of a sausage.

Andrew: mmm this tastes great.
Simon: what is it?
Andrew: its the new craze, its a PLOPDOG!
Simon: looks like shit. N83D!!!
Andrew: it is shit! thats the best part!

by Andrew & Simon December 12, 2008

Plodge

Shortened form of Porter's Lodge, a place where the porters reside in colleges at Cambridge University.

Hey, anybody know where the Burrell's Field plodge is?

by Henry Hallam April 29, 2004

plaid skirt

the hotest thing to take off a girl

yo dude see the girl in the plaid skirt id fuck 6 times to suday

by diton March 15, 2008