I pledge allegiance to the gut, of our lord and savior papa. To the poggers, for which I dab. One man, a sexy beard, 2 women, with the ability to out twerk them all.
by logan_580 November 30, 2020

The pre-written garbage that some actual ‘Newscasts’ made their Anchors and Pundits pledge because they were being used as Puppets by our broken leader.
I have lost all hope for getting facts from most Television Newscasts after watching the Pundits say the same ‘Pledge to Appeasement’ like puppets.
by Major Thomas May 20, 2018

by smoothdeluxe April 13, 2023

rhetorical drivel-based political promises through the use of figurative restraints on rationale, compromise and civility
Once he signed the "No Tax Increase" promise, Congressman Smith knew he had just voluntarily placed himself in pledge cuffs - he could never think for himself again while in office.
by sjrm19 July 28, 2011

1. Any brother in a fraternity who is so socially awkward, strange, or shameful that the fraternity unofficially regards them as being not a part of the house.
2. A name one gets called when doing something embarrassing within the Greek system.
2. A name one gets called when doing something embarrassing within the Greek system.
Tom- "Where's Sean?"
Kyle- "He went to the theater to see Twilight."
Tom- "With his girlfriend?"
Kyle- "He's single."
Tom- " ...eternal pledge."
Kyle- "He went to the theater to see Twilight."
Tom- "With his girlfriend?"
Kyle- "He's single."
Tom- " ...eternal pledge."
by halonistic June 29, 2012

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.
Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”
Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”
“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy
by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024
