twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Plastered dick voyage

There are various definitions for this one, but it mainly means getting high on heroin and going on a long strenuous walk while lifting a 50lb barbell with your boner. This is a common practice in Western Asia, Cuba, and mostly the mid west states of the United States.

When the young man went on his first Plastered dick voyage, it was very enlightening to his mind.

by Shady sam March 22, 2017

Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.

Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....

by CDDB May 21, 2008

Pussy Plastered

The lesbian version of dick drunk.

"Wow, that was a terrible decision."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."

by swagoozach September 7, 2019

Plastered

To be so shitfaced drunk that your non compliant and totally in the clouds of what’s happening around you and on the brink of puking everywhere nonstop

I’m fucking plastered keep it on.

by nbason27 October 9, 2020

plastered

To be so shitfaced drunk that you can barely make sense of what’s happening around you.

For Christ sake lad, I’m plastered now am I.

by nbason27 October 9, 2020

Plastered

An adjective meaning really fuckin drunk and or high

Damn that lady is fuckin plastered

by Dat panda likes jelly July 14, 2021