Plasters radio 

Covered in spunk

Paul “I saw Sharon’s holiday photos, in one of them she looks like a plasterers radio”

Chaz “ plasterers radio? Was she working while she was away?”

Paul “ that’s one way to put it, working her lips around plenty of cock and getting men to shoot their whack all over her”

Chaz “dirty old slag”

Plasters radio covered in seaman

Plasters radio by Paz1878 November 12, 2022

ass plaster 

when one's ass is crusty from scabs or shit

Stevens road rash was so bad when it began to heal it looked like he had ass plaster

ass plaster by curtmagurt August 5, 2013

An Abigail plaster 

When you put a plaster on something that really does not need it.

An Abigail plaster is when you put a plaster on a sore toe or any other part of your body that has no visible inflammation or blister or reason which would normally warrant it. The only rationale being to pamper the aura (and get a bit of attention).

An Abigail plaster by iAndre February 23, 2011

plasterer's pocket 

Phrase used to describe the dryness of one's mouth in the morning,after a night out on the beer.

"Christ,I've got a hangover from hell and a mouth like a plasterer's pocket"

plasterer's pocket by J Strummer September 6, 2006

flipping a plaster bowl 

Violently masterbating spraying ejaculate all over the room you are currently in

Mickie Holm was caught flipping a plaster bowl one night at 8:55 by his brother. They both agreed to never speak of it again.

flipping a plaster bowl by RealTheTud September 28, 2013

Face like a Plasters radio 

When you have a sack full and unload the lot over you partners face. They then have a face like a plasters radio.

I'd make her face like a plasters radio.

Face like a Plasters radio by akira1310 May 12, 2018

plattered 

1. To be served on a platter
2. To have been fully destroyed in an argument by a devastating comeback

"You got totally plattered when he called your mama a biaaatch! ZING!"

plattered by Pat February 11, 2005