pinata

A female who is overweight and is rumored to come from a lot of family money or who has a trust fund.

Guy #1) Hey, I can't believe you're having sex with that beastly fat girl?!?

Guy #2) Eh, she's a pinata... I keep hopin' that if I hit it enough times, money will fall out.

Guy #1) Oh. Right.

by AmazingRobie December 18, 2006

Piñata Party

A “piñata party” is where a bunch of guys wrap a girl in a Mexican Poncho and smack her in the face with their dicks. The game is over when she gets a nosebleed.

Greg met his wife of 20 years at a Piñata Party where Greg showed up late and unfortunately wasn’t able to get any English behind any of his smacks due to the odd angle he found himself in due to an old softball injury.

by Special Dicklivery August 7, 2019

ghetto pina

A ghetto pina colada. Made from pineapple juice and coconut rum.

Sometimes pronounced "ghetto pino"

I didn't feel like pulling out the blender, so I had a ghetto pina.

by GuybrushThreepwoodMightyPirate April 10, 2010

dirt piñata

When you're hitting your girl from behind, and pull it out and to knock on her back door. You tap it few times to say, "let me in!", and as she relaxes her sphincter to welcome you home, she splatters you with a shart.

I went to stuff it in steph's ass last night but instead I got the dirt piñata.

by Tokay444 October 30, 2015

Sad Piñata

It's when you hang someone (most possibly yourself) near bar or pub where people have fun and ruin their good time. But hey, now there's piñata anyway.

-Hey Tom, let's go out to that bar behind the corner.
-Naah bruh, it's closed after that sad piñata.

by SadPiñata October 15, 2020

Kenneth Pinyan

mr hands is his alias. He released several videos of himself and others performing bestiality with stallions. He died of a perforated colon after on of these sessions.

Kenneth Pinyan is mr hands, you know, that fool who took all that horse cock in his ass and died.

by Wallywally October 21, 2008

Pinapple

Spongebob's house

Spongebob lives in a pinapple. People eat his house every single hour.

by memorizing pi July 11, 2014