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Pinocchio-style

A type of sexual act that plays out something like this:

A man and woman engage in anal sex, and while the man is penetrating the woman's anus with his member, he tells the woman lies.

The lies can vary from the innocent, like: I ate Mcdonalds for breakfast. (when you really had Burger King), to more extreme degrees, like: My, you are beautiful. (she really looks like shit)
Last night I fucked my girl pinocchio-style. I had her thinking she was actually good at sex, and that I stopped at the valero for gas instead of the exxon. I got that bitch good, brah!
by c0dy5p1c3r August 14, 2010
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infinite pinocchio theorem

A method of abusing Pinocchio's omniscient powers to obtain the secrets of the universe.
Do Aliens exist? Let's just use infinite pinocchio theorem theorem!
by burtmack December 24, 2021
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Trump is the new Pinocchio.

When Donald J. Trump is now the world’s poster boy for lying or dishonesty, who has notoriously clinched another first as a one-term president, by unofficially dethroning Pinocchio as the Liar-in-Chief.
That “Trump is the new Pinocchio.” is numerically equivalent to “Trump = Pinocchio 2.0.”
by MathPlus December 18, 2020
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Rejepik and pinocchio kugler

Something you say about a guy who think he's the shit, but irl he's just a douchebag. So you use this term to say he has a small dick and balls.
"Yeah he just have the smallest rejepik and pinocchio kugler"
by Idek so stfu May 5, 2018
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Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker

It's when your significant other is standing in front of you telling you the most ridiculous bold face lie but all you can do is laugh.
He came home at 3:30 am telling me his car broke down but his Google Maps told me what a Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker liar he is.
by Midnite Rider 83 April 11, 2023
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Pinocchio cheese

I was looking forward to eating that cheese but someone has pranked me with Pinocchio Cheese.

It gets everywhere #TravelingPinocchioCheese
by Creative stupidity June 1, 2022
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Pinocchio

An insult used against trans men, referring to the fictional puppet who wishes to be a real boy and struggles to become one.
“You’ll never be a real boy, Pinocchio! You’ll always still be a girl!”
by 143TrishaPaytas4Eva March 4, 2023
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