Sloppy Pizza Sex

Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.

Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*

Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.

*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.

by ch33kz April 7, 2015

Swedish Pizza

A slang term for the female genitalia

Dude she had a tasty swedish pizza

by acidctrl August 26, 2017

Pizza...French Fries

In the sking episode of South Park, it was how the kids learned to ski by stopping by forming a pizza shape with his skies and forming two french fries to go faster.

*Going down the hill*
Stan - Pizza...French Fries. Pizza...French Fries.

by Stephen Carboni June 16, 2005

Mr. Sexy's Pizza

Fez's fake pizza shop that never seems to be open. A hilarious phone call set-up from That 70's Show.

Fez: (answers phone) Mr. Sexy's Pizza. Our special today is sexaroni... Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy.... You?... You mean you want some?... Um... we're closed. (Fez hangs up phone).

by Shaunn L. May 11, 2009

Pizza Cutter

All edge and no point.

"We actually need to kill all the weebs."
"Stfu Mike you're such a pizza cutter."

by AvocadoNegroPhallus March 24, 2019

Cousin Vinnys Pizza

This pie that can be found in Dayton Ohio provides no redeeming qualities other than the ability to cure hangovers. Students at the University of Dayton have fed on this pie in times of great headaches and amidst poor decisions as a survival instinct passed down to them from alcoholic flyers for generations. Although the pizza is butt awful after bonging a case of beast this greasy pie will taste so incredible you wont even notice the horrific breath it gave the girl you were just hooking up with. But the cheesy bread is OK!

I am so fucking hammered dude, lets go home and order some Cousin Vinnys Pizza and pass out

by Slanty1 December 6, 2010

Pizza Pop

A tasty microwaveable snack which contains fillings generally found in pizza. Marketed in Canada by Pillsbury, they come in an assortment of flavours that are guaranteed to suit your tastes. Yum

Canadian Pizza Pop: Peperoni, Bacon, Mushroom and Cheese Pizza Sauce.

Cheesburger Pizza Pop: Ground Beef, Cheese, Pizza Sauce.

Peperoni Pizza Pop: Peperoni, Cheese, Pizza Sauce.

Etc.

by Jonathan Singh August 21, 2004