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Photo Nerd

Photography is your life. Photo Nerds eat, drink, sleep, dream and think about photography every day. Its the feeling of falling In love. Photography makes you feel alive, Passionate, obsessed, with a burning desire in your soul to create images to help express yourself with a camera.
Check out those three photo nerds, they probably have five cameras each around there necks!!

Photo Nerds UNITE!

I love my photography to the extreme!!! Just call me a Photo Nerd!

My art, love, life, is photography.
by Photo.Nerd.Rinard May 22, 2011
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phototragic

Someone who consistently looks bad in pictures. The opposite of photogenic
"Look how bad John looks in that picture. He's so phototragic"
by Stacey B November 6, 2007
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Photo crasher

A person who finds their way into the photo, even though they were not intended to be in the picture.
"What a cute wedding photo! Who's that guy in the background?"
"I have no idea, but he is a total photo crasher!"
by befahny March 14, 2009
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Photomanipulation

Photomanipulation can be defined as enhancing or editing an image using some kind of software on a computer to do so.
The most common example would be someone shooping their friends or someone else online in a picture to make them look gay or stupid in some way.

Although photomanipulation can be more advanced and artistic than that.
Photomanipulation is an art to me.
by Palm3R April 11, 2011
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Phallic photograph

When you wanna send dick pics, but you're classy as fuck.
Oh Dorothy! Come have a gander at this fine phallic photograph that Fitzgerald sent.
by DmitryDaDouche May 22, 2017
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meth progressed photo

When you create a would-be image of what a person would look like at their current age if they were a meth addict.
His meth progressed photo makes him look just like his grandpa although he’s only 45 years old!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 25, 2022
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Instagram Photographer

An "Instagram Photographer" is someone who believes that due to them having an Instagram account and taking tons of photos with their iPhone, they are now worthy of calling themselves photographers - even though most will have no real knowledge of text book photography.

It is also a growing hipster culture.
Me: Bro, change the ISO settings on your phone.
John Smith: Ummm, what the hell is that?
Me: Bro come on! The ISO settings! Your phone does have them somewhere right?
John Smith: Bro, I just press this button and it takes photos... That's all.
Me: You're such a damn Instagram Photographer!
by MCMXCII January 7, 2012
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