phoney poop

When you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom but you’re really just gonna use your phone

Things aren’t going anywhere tonight, that’s the third time in the last hour the girl’s had to use the bathroom !
Oh, you’ve got it wrong she’s just texting friends, you know, it’s a phoney poop!

by MomEil January 3, 2018

phonybot

A social media account, with high posting volume, that is maintained by actual human beings, but is mistakenly labeled as a bot by an aggrieved party— typically because that account may post easily-shareable and/or viral content that is troublesome for the accuser.

"They post so much content trashing the new Milli Vanilli album that record company may call them a phonybot!"

"I worked for years to build this movement, I refused to be trashed as a phonybot, or a Russian troll."

by boycaught February 12, 2019

phonyloss

When you cant find your phone anywhere and you suddenly notice that its been in your hand the whole time.

I thought I had lost my phone but then I noticed it was a phonyloss

by pancakeatthedorito March 26, 2019

PhoNyo

PhoNyo is when a little shit won't shut up about nerd things.

Person 1: Isn't Carl such a Phonyo?
Person 2:Who the fuck are you

by PhoNyo April 21, 2020

Phone-Phoney

A person that uses a cel phone to avoid people or conversation.

Joe was walking down amongst street people and decided to use the phone-phoney technique to avoid being pan-handled.

by Bob Plumeau June 19, 2008

phoney

A complimentary term, that can only be said in a certain way for it to work. But most people can't pull it off.
Originated by a character from the television show "Seinfeld"

"Did you see that Michael Jordan? He's so phoney!"

by darkabove April 30, 2005

Phony like a CAT

to be extremely decieving through the point of view of a suspected 70 year old german woman

see oh shiet

Phony like a CAT
(after looking at bill) waitress says tips are encouraged

suspected 70 year old german woman:
*deep german accent* "you are Phony like a CAT."

by babss September 23, 2007