phoner

when your phone is in your pocket and it looks like you have a boner.

Person 1: damn, look at Jake's bulge!

Person 2: nah man, he just has a phoner.

by laseroutcast November 29, 2016

Phoner

When you get an erection while on the phone.

Dude she was moaning over the phone and I got a phoner.

by FKN Toastah January 23, 2017

phoner

the buldge of one's phone in a pair of some tight jeans, somewhat like resembling a boner

girl 1: omg, did you see that guy's raging phoner last night at the club?
girl 2: i know, it was like he had a 6 plus or something packed in there

by followmeontwitter January 12, 2016

Phoner

When you have a bulge in your pocket, primarily from your phone.

Man look at his phoner! He’s rich.

by Diddians March 13, 2019

Phoner

A person who is so absorbed in their phone that they fail to complete tasks they started and or cause other people delays.

I was at the gym for an hour because phoners were hogging all the equipment.

by bronamath December 18, 2018

phoner

someone who answers texts right after they get them

Hiwot stop being a phoner u creep.

by sarah williams wells_67 May 7, 2019

phoner

when answering text really fast

hiwot u are such a phoner

by sarah williams wells_67 May 7, 2019