phoner

when your phone is in your pocket and it looks like you have a boner.

Person 1: damn, look at Jake's bulge!

Person 2: nah man, he just has a phoner.

by laseroutcast November 29, 2016

Phoner

When you get an erection while on the phone.

Dude she was moaning over the phone and I got a phoner.

by FKN Toastah January 23, 2017

phoner

the buldge of one's phone in a pair of some tight jeans, somewhat like resembling a boner

girl 1: omg, did you see that guy's raging phoner last night at the club?
girl 2: i know, it was like he had a 6 plus or something packed in there

by followmeontwitter January 12, 2016

Phoner

When you have a bulge in your pocket, primarily from your phone.

Man look at his phoner! He’s rich.

by Diddians March 13, 2019

Phoner

A person who is so absorbed in their phone that they fail to complete tasks they started and or cause other people delays.

I was at the gym for an hour because phoners were hogging all the equipment.

by bronamath December 18, 2018

Phoner

When someones phone looks like a boner.

Hey Jacob, Nice Phoner.

by LocalSingleDaddy May 25, 2018

Phoner

A phone imprint on your right pants resembling a rectangular boner

John, are you happy to see me or is that just a phoner.

by P-H December 7, 2019