phoner

when you have hot phone sex and you get an erection and thus a phoner

hey last night I called a phone sex line and got a major phoner

by zadowmanic January 18, 2011

phoner

a slacker, whos sluggardly !!!

man ! u damn phoner stand up !!!

by niktrack November 16, 2007

phoner

when your phone is in your pocket and it looks like you have a boner.

Person 1: damn, look at Jake's bulge!

Person 2: nah man, he just has a phoner.

by laseroutcast November 29, 2016

Phoner

Being aroused or turned on by sexual texts or photos via phone

Man, last night I had a rockin' phoner when Kelly texted!

by Marcksman May 2, 2014

phoner

an erection that is caused from the various vibration patterns of a cell phone alert in ones pocket, this can also occur with women, it is simply called a lady phoner.

Friend 1 :Dude let's go we have been sitting here for hours.
Friend 2: I can't get up yet, my girlfriend keeps texting me and it gave me a raging phoner. Just go without me.
Friend 1: Just tuck it in, we are going to miss the movie, turn your phone on silent!

by Silhouette951 November 19, 2013

Phoner

A protrusion in one's pocket that is caused a large sized smartphone or phablet that creates an outline in their pants, almost similar to an erection or 'boner' in pants.

This new phablet I got is totally giving me a phoner when I put it in my pocket.

by Rotten Peach December 6, 2014

Phoner

When you have a bulge in your pocket, primarily from your phone.

Man look at his phoner! He’s rich.

by Diddians March 13, 2019