Phisting

When you grab two beers, you break one over your head a chug it. The other one you open and beer bong it.

Ya dude, I was phisting a couple beers and then puked all over Marina's shirt.

by drink-yup October 25, 2014

Philling off

The act of complaining about something but never actually doing anything about it. Mostly in reference to your relationship with a girlfriend

Tim needs to quit philling off on Facebook

by Rusty dildo May 5, 2017

Phisting

When you receive a phishing text message.

He got an erotic text message that inviting him to join log into a special web site to meet up, but it turned out it was just a scammer phisting him.

by Sleepthief June 9, 2018

Pirating

The act of illegally downloading a piece of media (usually games) from the internet for free, when the media costs money. This does not include getting gifts from someone.

Alexandra: Dude, I want Fallout 4 sooooo bad, but I'm fucking broke.
Chelsea: Just pirate it, I'll send you a link.
Alexandra: Pirating?

Chelsea: Basically getting stuff for free without paying for it.

by Almapie July 27, 2018

Philangelist

Philan is taken from philanthropy, which means goodwill to fellow members of the human race especially : active effort to promote human welfare. 2a : an act or gift done or made for humanitarian purposes. b : an organization distributing or supported by funds set aside for humanitarian purposes.

Gelist is taken from evangelist, which means a person who seeks to convert others to the Christian faith, especially by public preaching for good.

So Philangelist meanings is the person who is doing good for others through is giving/charitable work.

He is a Philangelist

by Amit Sachdeva November 23, 2018

Phisting

When you go to what you think is a prostate exam and end up with a fist in your ass.

I went to what I thought was a discount doctor for my prostate exam and ended up getting a phisting from a hobo.

by mattarkot March 4, 2019

Piloting

The act of carrying a naked person on your shoulders, with their legs spread wide, whilst they face you, and whilst you perform fellatio on such naked person.

Jack was piloting Jill around his flat, whilst she sat naked atop Jack’s shoulders, and whilst he buried his face in Jill’s vagina.

by UnMonito February 19, 2020