prize winner

leaving a "large" dump someplace worthy of non-flushing.
(preferably "not" at one's own place)

Ha Ha. I left a prize winner at KFC just an hour ago.

by dmccowan October 8, 2008

prize fries

Prize fries are fries you find at the bottom of the fast food bag after you think you've finished your fries.

Damn, these fries are already gone, I should have gotten a large! Ahh, wait, look at this, prize fries!

by mgg October 27, 2015

Lady prize

Another word(s) to describe the female sexual organ.

I'd kill to touch her lady prize.

by Slippery1977 January 3, 2011

toaster prize

1. A prize awarded indiscriminately, esp. at the entrance of an Administrative Professionals Convention.

2. A trophy granted to celebrate some arbitrary distinction--possibly invented, ironically, to celebrate a quality/flaw of the recipient

3. A consolation prize.

All runners-up received the toaster prize, a coupon for discounted orthodontic services

by Nick Paradise July 1, 2011

pfired

laid off during Pfizer's merger with Wyeth. Variant on Pfizered.

After ten years with Wyeth, I just got pfired.

by former Wyeth July 27, 2010

Just won the Nobel prize

Giving yourself a "formerly" prestidgous award for doing absolutely nothing except thinking you deserve it.

Bill- man I just won the salesman of the week award at the dealership.

Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.

by Countmonster411 October 9, 2009

prized asshole

someone who's assholeness is readily apparent to everyone around them but not to themselves.

the ultimate jackass in a situation; everyone cherishes this asshole, he's a prized asshole

originally from the Flight of the Concords:
"I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole"

I forgot to bring the beer. Now I really feel like a prized asshole.

by MeThisGuy February 19, 2011