LPP (Likes Per Post)

1. Referring to the average number of likes a facebook user will acquire for a standard post. Calculated as the total number of likes divided by the cumulative number of posts.

2. Social status defined by facebook popularity.

"My LPP (Likes Per Post) like totally went crazy this week after that picture I posted on facebook of me making out with Shakira"

by tobmeister July 7, 2014

420 Miles Per Hour

When you're blazed as fuck and you only do things at your own speed.

"sorry i'm late bro, i had a joint before I left, now i'm going at 420 miles per hour"

by isitallovermyface March 3, 2017

per boobita

A loose play on the term "per capita" that describes web pages well-endowed with images of breasts; a fake technical term to describe the ratio of breast content to other content or the average amount of cleavage to be found on a given web page.

Can be used to describe a range of content, including health, humor, community, porn or National Geographic pages.

Lame. That site's per boobita average was so low, it could have been a Miley Cyrus photo shoot.

by Sarahrah May 20, 2008

per se

Synonym for "exactly" or "quite."

I wouldn't call her short, per se. Maybe vertically challenged.

by chu December 13, 2004

per twit

Means A middle to late age man that has a beard the consistency of a birds nest and colour ranges to white to browny orange depending on when last washed. A constant chain smoking of Marlboro reds is also a bonus, but not a necessity.

A. Oh my god look at that per twit!
B. HAHAH Look at his beard!
Per Twit: HHHHHHHh! So what was dat you just asked me?

by Random Unit May 28, 2004

Per

Per is a good guy with a big pp. All the girls love him and wants to suck him off

Girl: Have u seen Per´s big pp
Girl 2: Yes it all most touched the ground

by anonymous May 7, 2021

Per aspera ad Astra

"Through hardships to the stars."
A moto of trekkies or the like.

Trekkie: Per aspera ad Astra!
Non-trekkie: Huh?? What did you say?

by jaelee11 March 17, 2008