peanard

Generally refering to someone with very small testicles.

- A ignorant, impotent or weak minded/willed/hearted.

- A weakling.

" You're such a Peanard, Frank "

" Oi! Lookit' them Peanards "

by blahbity June 14, 2004

penalkebab

1) A stick showed into the inner opening of the penis head.

2) Usually referred to a grilled penis with a stick protruding out of the penis hole. Easier to grill than a hotdog because the hole is premade.

In ancient cultures, they grilled penalkebabs on oak sticks.

by YuriySneakyRussian November 28, 2007

peenalitis

Inflammation of the penis.

After I had sex with that strange woman I came down with a case of peenalitis.

The doctor said I have peenalitis and gave me some cream to ease the swelling.

by la the brightman March 20, 2010

penal chord

Penal chord - a penis. A specimen of male genitalia

Smashed Kelly last time - jeez my penal chord is in a bit of a state.

by GorthfromBorth November 1, 2013

peena touch

when you firmly grasp one's pecker

Pierre: Richie I'm going to do a peena touch in 3...2....1....
Richie: *screams*

Pierre: No homo

Richie: Oh word

by chungusgirl January 15, 2019

Penaldo

A Portuguese ghost that roams around Saudi Arabia looking for what he loves most, penalties and tapins. And if he doesnt get any he ghosts and then he retire

My idol penaldo is finished 😭

by Seuiwy April 21, 2023

Smell Like Peña

When you smell like peña your bad at something or smell like utter basura nothing can describe the smell but smelling like peña

Holy shit chepe smells like peña

Holy shit youre bad at the game you smell like peña

by Bunkis September 26, 2020