Penise

A French penis

The French Guy a un petit penise

by WungHungHigh March 4, 2009

penise

Posh for knob.

The above is an obscure reference to Harry Enfield or something.

"Penise?" "It's posh for knob."

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 22, 2003

Penisey

Penisey: adjective; very enjoyable, very desirable, having or posessing great charismatic charm or appeal.

This or that is very penisey. That's a really penisey idea.

by Sandra Storace May 29, 2007

Penises

Can be used to describe something that is either really good or really bad.

We went on a road trip last weekend; it was penises man!

I hate work. It's PENISES!

by D-lo June 6, 2003

penisectomy

The removal of the male peepee-dink during a sex change operation. The opposite of an addadicktome.

Tommy, desiring to become Tolanda, wants his johnson removed so he requested a penisectomy while at the Mayo Clinic visiting his mother.

by G. Wesley Davis March 15, 2005

Penisil

A topical lubricating cream that when applied liberally and rubbed vigourously over a man's penis will provide short term relief of the reoccurring itch to masturbate.

Man, "Doc you gotta help me, I have this itch all the time"

Doc, "Where does it prickle son"

Man. "Its my dick, it's yearning"

Doc. "Rx for Penisil, apply when required but no more than 5 times a day"

Man, "For how long?"

Doc, "FOREVER, there is no cure!"

Later that day....

AHHH, that's better. With that out of the way I am a fun guy again.

by whatstheword October 3, 2012

Peniser

To have a bigger penis than another

Ethan is more peniser than Tyler.

by Egg salad March 28, 2019