When you're hittin a dude from behind and both sets of balls are slapping against eachother like a Pendulum
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Get the The Pendulum mug.1 - From the prodelision used by Plautus in his work, "Menaechmi". Formed from the words "Penis" and "culus", it means "Precious penis".
2 - conventionally, a sponge.
2 - conventionally, a sponge.
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Get the pendulum mug."Poop pendulums" occur when one takes a very large and long shit that hangs from the rectum for a long time. As the shitter tries to squeeze it off, the poop begins to oscillate back and forth, often resulting in "brown balls." The pendulum effect can be caused by many different scenarios, though, such on on rough sees, during earthquakes, while sextashitting, and when mastecrapping.
"Dude, Tina gave me the worse case of blue balls, so I went to mastecrap one out. I ended up with a poop pendulum and brown balls. I feel much better."
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Get the poop pendulum mug.A laser pendulum is one physical form of God, A.K.A. Chuck Norris. The power of the laser pendulum is so fearsome that the Roman Catholic Church has begun using it in place of "Amen" at the end of prayers. It's sheer epic awesomeness means that any being who does not fully appreciate its existence and worship its almighty pwnage is not worthy of life.
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