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The Pendulum

When you're hittin a dude from behind and both sets of balls are slapping against eachother like a Pendulum
"I was fucking Doug from behind, when our balls started slapping, hence, creating The Pendulum"
by Semen Monster May 22, 2015
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Peniculus

1 - From the prodelision used by Plautus in his work, "Menaechmi". Formed from the words "Penis" and "culus", it means "Precious penis".
2 - conventionally, a sponge.
1 - Jack's mom thinks that mine is a Peniculus
2 - I cleaned Jeff's mom using my peniculus.
by Drew Roth October 30, 2006
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pendulum

Swinging your penis around in your pants to flirt with girls
Homie: What are you doing?
Homie 2: Im just swinging da pendulum
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pendulum

To be bisexual, particularly male.

One who "Swings both ways"
Scott's a pendulum - he slept with Dawn and Paul last night.
by D Fresh May 30, 2006
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poop pendulum

"Poop pendulums" occur when one takes a very large and long shit that hangs from the rectum for a long time. As the shitter tries to squeeze it off, the poop begins to oscillate back and forth, often resulting in "brown balls." The pendulum effect can be caused by many different scenarios, though, such on on rough sees, during earthquakes, while sextashitting, and when mastecrapping.
"Dude, Tina gave me the worse case of blue balls, so I went to mastecrap one out. I ended up with a poop pendulum and brown balls. I feel much better."
by Squeezy May 6, 2014
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laser pendulum

A laser pendulum is one physical form of God, A.K.A. Chuck Norris. The power of the laser pendulum is so fearsome that the Roman Catholic Church has begun using it in place of "Amen" at the end of prayers. It's sheer epic awesomeness means that any being who does not fully appreciate its existence and worship its almighty pwnage is not worthy of life.
No form of communication can express the ultimateness of the laser pendulum satisfactorily enough to appease the-

The guy who wrote that just died.
by djkhlaskjfh October 27, 2008
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Pendulum Balls

Really saggy balls resemballing a science intstrument known as pendulums
That old guy has pendulum balls mommy!
by BROOM DICK TITS! December 4, 2010
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