Frontenac Pilots Union

the FPU is a pompus, solo male union that has a unique reverse gender "robin hood" type of platform, where the fund dismantles wealthier men, or men that have found good fortune and then in turn showers the less fortunate women of the world, with money, limos, food, rent, car insurance, basic cable and most of all, a very insincere friendship. These women come from broken homes and broken souls, and almost exclusively a barmaid or stripper.

Her new boyfriend seems like a nice guy." "Yep, is all part of the show. He's actually in the Frontenac Pilots Union, and is only using her for her company, emotional support, and will move on to another girl with low self-esteem here shortly, after he has stripped her of all her self worth and confidence.

by Hermees July 22, 2011

Nigger Jet Pilot

1.) Reply to statement of unlikely truthfulness, said with sarcasm .

2.) A pilot of a jet propelled aerial vehicle who is of African ancestry

1.) guy 1: "Hey I made it in the NFL"

guy 2: " Sure, and I'm a Nigger Jet pilot"

2.) Guy on an Air plane: "Dude check it out, we have a nigger jet pilot"

by Tormentor 123414 January 24, 2011

Pelotudo

Pelotudo is a word used in Argentina to call somebody dumb or asshole but it’s also used to talk to your friend because in Argentina people insult each other but don’t really mean it unless you know, they mean it. Also I’m to lazy to go back and do this cus I’m on my phone so I’ll say it now. People as far as I know mostly use it for stupid.

Friend 1: Che pelotudo, como estas?
English: hey dumbass, how are you?
Friend 2: Estoy bien, Y vos?
English: I’m good, and you?

Insult version
Road rager 1: Che pelotudo, que mierda te pasa?!
English: hey asshole, what’s fucking wrong with you?!
Road rager 2: espera la proxima ves que estas en una luz pelotudo!
English: wait next time your at a light dumbass!

by Don’t say the n word November 1, 2019

Pilot Goggles

When a girl is going down on her man & licks the area underneath his balls, his balls end up covering her eyes, and from his point of view, it looks like she has pilot goggles on.

"Darling, those were some lovely pilot goggles you were sporting last night...thanks for the blow job."

by Lynn Smith December 19, 2006

internet test pilot

Person who surfs to questionable or known pornographic sites from his work computer. He is very useful to his co-workers that are too scared to "hit that link". This person is either unaware of company tracking software or counts on the highly proven theory that "they can't catch us all!"

Lenny is our internet test pilot

by Lancelot link February 6, 2007

mississippi fighter pilots

the act of 2 men and 2 women running around the room making plane noises, you jump in the air with a full on rager. first one to blow their load (shoot down the enemy pilot) wins!!!

Went on a double date last night, ended with some mississippi fighter pilots.

by StephenVanderkolk August 29, 2011

Mattress Test Pilot

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005