Peentoo

A less offensive way of saying penis. Most commonly said by nerdy losers.

Hey bro, you just touched my peentoo!

by FreddyMaddox April 17, 2010

peetz

a marijuahana cigarrette

WOaah fetten peetz man!!

by souefettenpeetz February 21, 2005

peeter

A penis.

If there's a skeeter on your peeter, knock it off.

by roxybabi321 June 17, 2009

Peestapated

You really have to pee but you can't b/c if your surroundings

I was in the bathroom and there was to many people so I got peestapated

by Dgsdbffueebdkdiehekdbj July 20, 2016

Peeterleach

A person that won't stay off of your dick.

Tell that fucking peeterleach over there to stay away from me before I kick his ass!

by Stcyrlucas August 25, 2016

peetential

Word to describe the likelihood of a specific location having a restroom or reasonable place to urinate in.

"Pull over; this place looks like it has peetential."

"OMG the line for the bathroom in this place sucks, but I think the alley out back has peetential."

by SuSpencer March 22, 2017

peefuck

when a girl sucks your dick so hard you start to piss on her mouth

Guy: Yesterday night my gf got peefucked

by fingercracker December 15, 2017