noun.
To have a strong desire to urinate while lacking the proper setting in which to relieve yourself.
To want to pee but not have a bathroom around. Sometimes accompanied by a pee pee dance and your friends talking about Niagara Falls and water related topics.
To have a strong desire to urinate while lacking the proper setting in which to relieve yourself.
To want to pee but not have a bathroom around. Sometimes accompanied by a pee pee dance and your friends talking about Niagara Falls and water related topics.
Guy in back seat of car: Dude seriously, my teeth are floating i've got to piss like a racehorse! Pull over or I'm going to whiz (akawizz) myself in the back of your ride and give your upholstery a golden shower. I've got a serious peemergency!
Driver: Sorry bro, we don't have a planned bathroom break for exactly 68 minutes. There are some bottles back there so make a urine bomb. I can't stop I've got to make highway time to our destination.
Driver: Sorry bro, we don't have a planned bathroom break for exactly 68 minutes. There are some bottles back there so make a urine bomb. I can't stop I've got to make highway time to our destination.
by danhimes.com January 16, 2008
Get the peemergency mug.eye-peeper(noun); a person, usually in the workplace, who looks at someone's IPOD screen to see what it is they are listening to and then comments on it, or uses that information later for some other purpose.
"Joe I-peeped me yesterday when I was listening to Black Sabbath, and then during lunch, joked to my boss that I listen to 'the devil's music'".
"Hey, I don't mean to be an I-Peeper but I see we have a mutual Clay Aiken thing going on."
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When Vincent was a young boy in the seventh grade, he would swing from the peener fuzz during lunch recess. Coincidentally, that same year Vincent began to notice a sparse growth of peener fuzz at the base of his penis.
by Mike December 26, 2004
Get the peener fuzz mug.One who looks at their opponents screen while playing a videogame because they suck and would lose otherwise. See screen looker.
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2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.
I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.
Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.
Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.
by nick May 9, 2006
Get the peener mug.Peebert, close relative of the mighty poobert, in raw form he is a cockroach with a snapback. You are strongly advised to convey his name at least 462 times an hour or he will claim your knee caps as his own.
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